Dear period,

Stop existing. Failing that, stop happening every two weeks. Something tells me you shouldn't be occurring this frequently, anyway. I'd also appreciate it if you stopped throwing killer cramps my way every time, too.

Unfortunately yours,
a disgruntled girl.
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Dear gingerbread house,

Don't make me sneak out into the kitchen to eat you. If I do that, I'll be up all night, and I need sleep, damnit! So stop tempting me with your sugary goodness!

Resisting 'till the very end,
a girl with a massive sweet tooth.

....does anyone....know how you're supposed to take care of dogs? Food and water basics aside.... He could've left a manuel with it....

Some people would spend their Christmases doing something normal with their families. But no, not Veronica Mars. I bait criminals. In retrospect, that was probably a bad idea. I'll blame it on my disappointment of being poniless another year, and my thrill at getting a jury duty summons.

Thanks for the guys here who sent me gifts. All two of you. I would've gotten you something, but I... wasn't expecting it. And money is tight. You know the drill.

♥ THANK YOU ANONSANTA ♥

come here so Dark can give you a chuu~

Merry Christmas, Joker.

To the anonysanta that so graciously gave Terra a paid account, I thank thee greatly. Gets out of Cyan mode, nao.

Also, since I've been out of the RP-loop for a while, please link me to any posts that you think my characters (Terra, Ty Lee, and Kitty) should know about.

Oh, it's this time of the year that I always wonder why I don't have any kids to spread the warmth of the season to -

And now I know why! They eat you out of house, home and socialites! What a drag. I'll have to put them up for adoption, they're just too much!

I wonder if their parents will even recognize them after their stay with their dear Uncle Joker... It's been such a transforming experience!

Specifically, Merry Christmas to all of you guys who celebrate it, and to everyone I hope you're all having (or had) a great day! Hugs, all! So, did Santa bring anyone any Oz or Tin Man related presents? If not, was there anything Tin Man or Oz related that you would have liked to receive?

And if you could ask Santa for anything (and I do mean anything) DG/Glitch related, what would you ask for? ;)

I for one would like for some of you lurkers to come out! :D

[Shiro and Itsuki are sitting in front of what seems to be a slightly crappy laptop webcam... arguing.

They're also completely trashed on festive booze.]

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Thank you ever so much, Anonysanta! I don't know what Regene's done to deserve a paid account, but thank you! ;3; You're too kind. <333

W...who?? I just.

ANONYSANTA. Th-thank you. You don't know how much this helps me, and for a year. ;O; MANY HUGS FOR YOU. Thank you thank you thank you. Please tell me how I can return the favor some how?

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE :D

Due to certain someone *SCOOF* SETINE*SCOOF* I created a plurk account. I have no idea how to use it yet because technology and me are not friends.

So...if  Lylith adds you that's me ^^' because I'm so original with the usernames...

Lylith~♥

WHO IS THE ANONYSANTA I OWE THE FREE 'MAGIC PANTIES SHOW' TO?

ETA: AND HOLY CRAP KAITO'S ACCOUNT TOO ;; Thank you kind anons! <33

ALRIGHT. WHO DID IT? COME OUT SO I CAN SHOWER YOU WITH MY LOVE. FRANZY STYLE.

HELLO AND MERRY CHRISTMAS, DDD!

I'm so sorry for completely disappearing earlier. School was not kind to me through November and earlier December but I'm back! And planning to be much more active from now on.

P.S. this is Shane, currently player of just this bitchy cheerleader right here because my fail forgot activity check. Blair will hopefully be back soon.

Anyway, yes, I'm alive and I'm sorry for disappearing (especially to you, Setine).

<3!

Okay, so CND's post reminded me that I've got my holiday requests up. 8D; In terms of icons and drawings, as long as I have references, I should be okay.

Fic, on the other hand- uh, double-check with me? 8D;; There's also my good old FAITO MEME. REQUEST AWAY, I NEED STUFF TO DO OUTSIDE OF A COUPLE PROJECTS THAT I HAD IN MIND.

OK, I've decided to take writing prompts and try to fill as many as I can today. So have at me, DDD. I'll do my best with whatever you throw at me.

The fandoms I'm offering are:
D.Gray-man
Naruto
Bleach (though I'm not caught up, so bear with me)
Gundam 00 (I'm halfway through second season)
Persona 3
Persona 4
Soul Eater
Zombie-Loan
Final Fantasy 7, 10 or 12
Digital Devil Saga
Phoenix Wright
Shadow Hearts
Baccano!
Trinity Blood
Kingdom Hearts (I haven't quite finished the newest one, but I can fake it)

If you want something DDD-related, and one of my characters has CR with your character, I'm willing to expand these fandoms. For example, I'll do Stein and Birkin, since I've played with Birkin enough that I can probably fake it, even though I don't know Resident Evil that well.

Please feel free to ask for whatever your little heart desires. If I absolutely can't do it, I'll let you know.

Merry Christmas, ducklings! However, being older than five, I know that Santa Clause doesn't really exist. So, imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to find some wonderful sleepwear; usually, I just wear one of Dante's shirts to bed ~

( IMAGINE THIS IS TRISH )

Thank you, Anon-Lingerie-Santa! Agnus?